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MOVIE · 2025

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

ComedyDramaThriller113 min

Linda is trying to keep her footing as one crisis piles onto the next: her child has a mysterious illness, her husband is absent, a person has gone missing, and sessions with her therapist are growing increasingly hostile. Rose Byrne is Linda, a mother stretched between caregiving, worry, and the sense that every part of her life is starting to tilt out of place. Christian Slater is among the people around her as the pressure closes in, and small, everyday interactions begin to feel charged with suspicion.

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